Double Super Annoying
January 9, 2007
Bumps.
Waiting for people.
Wet willies.
Barking.
Cell phones.
Bluetooth headsets.
Belt clips of any kind.
Bumper stickers of any kind.
Slaps on the back.
Any loud noises other than rock and roll.
Trees in your backcast.
Foot pain.
Kernel panics.
Heating systems.
Mail.
Public places.
Tripping on stuff.
Drippy food stains on my shirts.
Hems.
Driving through the Pearl.
Mortgages.
Weight.
Wanting.
Costs.
Lukewarm coffee.
Multiple, loud conversations.
Slow internet-based tools.
Money handlers.
Leaky office ceilings.
Meeting people who know you better than you know them.
To do’s.
Project statuses.
Too many people to call and call back.
Dust.
Being completely unsure.
Being incorrect.
New technology.
Old technology.
Ear wax/ schmegma (yes, that’s how it’s spelled.)
Knowing that soon, you will be in an airport and airplane.
Not being where you most wish you could be.
Not being around those whom you most wish to be around.
Newer, better things you need.
Older, lamer things you have.
Stink.
Lengthening hair.
Technical issues.
Dying batteries.
Want.
Hard pats on the back.
Also Interesting: What makes us buy?
January 10, 2007 at 9:53 am
iPhone will take over the world
January 10, 2007 at 11:45 am
Agreed, it makes my Treo feel like one of those giant satellite phones Osama uses to call Bushie from the mountains.
PS: Add to the list above: WordPress’ servers.
January 10, 2007 at 5:36 pm
“tripping on stuff”
January 10, 2007 at 6:55 pm
you left off:
- People talking on their cell phones in restaurants
- People that can’t put away their Blackberries
- Sitting next to a whiny kid on an airplane
- Sitting across from a guy with bad gas on an airplane
- People that don’t bathe often enough
- Bad paint jobs
- Saggy hot tub covers
- Being late all the time
- Not being able to sleep all the way through the night
- Dogs with selective hearing
- Our next door neighbor’s dumb shit dog
- Our other next door neighbor’s bad parking jobs
January 10, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Add this one to the mix:
00. Zipping yer pecker up into yer zipper.
(This is why I wear 501s and 501s only.)
January 10, 2007 at 11:34 pm
What about: Not owning a trademark on a revolutionary piece of technology before you launch it globally.
PS: The parking thing is a problem, even today. Welcome back Wifey! I missed you.
January 11, 2007 at 7:13 am
one more…that sinking feeling you get when subaru glass meets keg…
January 11, 2007 at 9:41 am
I was so sunk, man. But…we delivered the keg.
PS: Anyone throwing anything (especially cigarettes) out of their car windows. Especially when you’re sitting on a motorcycle next to them.
January 12, 2007 at 1:41 pm
the cigarette throwers deserve death. the amount of cigarette butts covering the earth, and the lack of them in shiny ashtrays is inexcusable.
you forget to add people who say things like “just ducky” to the list. i can picture you wanting to pound the shite out of folks like that.
the song “tears of a clown” should also be on your list. it makes me want to destroy.
tripping on things should not be on your list.
January 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm
- I am glad you did not say “unexcuseable”
- “Cheers” at the end of any email is inexcuseable.
- Also the “finless brown” handshake (with thumb tucked in) is disgusting and deserves swift and unending punishment.